Dead Babies. (Not for the weak at heart!)

micbay85 · Subject: Dead Babies. (Not for the weak at heart!) Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:16 am

This is some really messed up humor, Likely to piss a lot of ppl off, and not for the faint of heart. If you continue to read on past this warning then you've asked for this. LOL

That being said, have fun. ^_^

P.S. Don't be ashamed to find yourself laughing at some of these jokes

Q: How do you stop a baby from going in circles?
A: Nail it's other hand to the Floor.

Q: What do you call a bunch of babies nailed to a tree?
A: An Erection.

Q: What's worse than finding one dead baby in a trash can?
A: Find one dead baby in ten trash cans.

Q: What worse then ten dead babies in a trash can?
A: the one at the bottom's still alive.
-Q: What makes it worse?
-A: It eats it's way out.
--Q: What makes it Worse?
--A: It jumps back in for more!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How do you stop a baby from Drowning
A: Take your foot off it's head.

Q: What's worse than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
A: Nailing a dead baby to ten trees.

Q: What'cha you do when a dead baby falls in a Blender?
A: Hit Puray, then grab some chips.

That's all i can remember for the time being. If you can think of more feel free to post'em

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ss4chris · Subject: Re: Dead Babies. (Not for the weak at heart!) Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:05 am

I remember Matt, Oscar and me were up all night naming dead baby Yu-Gi-Oh jokes. lol.

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ss4chris · Subject: Re: Dead Babies. (Not for the weak at heart!) Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:33 am

No lol what I meant to say is when made of yugioh cards and said dead baby in the end. LOL sorrry should have been specifc. you can do it lol.

EX: Pulling the Rug

Pulling the Dead Baby.

I felt so guilty after that night. ;(

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micbay85 · Last edited by micbay85 on Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:19 pm; edited 1 time in total

What's there to feel guilty about. It's just a play on words. LOL Besides, the babies are already dead so you can't hurt them. *_*

"Heart of the dead baby Under a Dog." LOL

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ss4chris · Subject: Re: Dead Babies. (Not for the weak at heart!) Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:51 am

you can't add on! only replace!

Dead babies of the forbidden one!

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ss4chris · Subject: Re: Dead Babies. (Not for the weak at heart!) Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:07 am

Return from the dead babies.

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micbay85 · Subject: Re: Dead Babies. (Not for the weak at heart!) Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:55 am

Ok, lets just keep this for dead baby jokes and have a good size list before posting more please.

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ss4chris · Subject: Re: Dead Babies. (Not for the weak at heart!) Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:08 am

these are dead baby jokes! Yugioh dead baby jokes. Ask matt and oscar they liked them lol.

call of the dead babies.

share the dead babies.

dead baby friendship

threatening dead babies.

dead baby judgement.

COme on Join the fun everyone! lol (God forgive me)

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The1KMasta · Subject: Re: Dead Babies. (Not for the weak at heart!) Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:55 pm

Necro Baby (Necro Gardna)

XD

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ss4chris · Subject: Re: Dead Babies. (Not for the weak at heart!) Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:33 am

mark of dead baby.

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micbay85 · Subject: Re: Dead Babies. (Not for the weak at heart!) Thu May 07, 2009 10:57 am

go get laid you fu-cking lil bit-ch, and grow some balls!!!

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